A Time to Laugh!

Greetings!  This page 
will point you to my 
collection of humor, 
original and borrowed.

Where I have borrowed 
humor, I have tried to 
give credit.  If you 
see a piece on my site 
that has not been given 
appropriate credit, 
please let my know by 
contacting me at the 
link below.  

If the humor is original, 
feel free to borrow it 
for personal use, if you 
keep the copyright notice 
intact!  You may link to 
it or put it up on your 
website under those 
conditions.  If you plan 
to make a million bucks 
off it though, be ready 
to share the wealth as
freely as you borrowed!

If you don't think it's 
funny, don't worry.  Some 
of the things that I wrote 
and didn't like (but sent 
out anyway) got the best 
reception...which means 
that there is no accounting 
for taste.  

So browse around, and have 
the time of your life....
well enjoy it anyway.
Contact me!

Have some comments to make,
or another humorous page that I should know about?
Drop me a line:
Bob James

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Borrowed Humor

Has your reality check bounced? Are you addicted to the net? Do you know how many children you have...and their names? Find out here!

You know you are a Net Addict when.....

If these lines describe you, you may be a net addict!


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  If destroying the Universe didn't help, try this spot!

Original Humorous writings....

Satirical Press Associates -- a writing stage a few years ago.  I stopped because reality was too much like the satire I was writing!  Through HD crashes and many other problems, I have lost many of my writings.  If you happen to have one not listed here, I would LOVE to have a copy!  Please send it to Bob James  I have finally added my Homeland Security Trilogy.

Homeland Security Raids Sesame Street
One of the oddities of the events surrounding 9/11 was a poster produced in Bangladesh designed to support Osama bin Laden.  One of the pictures on that poster showed OBL with Bert (from Sesame Street).  The picture had been downloaded from a site called "Evil Bert" which had photo-shopped pictures of Bert in with evil people down through the ages.  The site had not been used for a long time prior to 9/11.  It was supposed to be light-hearted humor.  Or was it?  What do you think?  
Homeland Security Captures Bert
Part 2 of the saga....
Homeland Security Frees Bert
Part 3 of the saga.  The only difference from real life:  that freedom occurred so quickly.  I should note that when I originally sent this out to a few mailing lists, I got one snide comment about this article not being funny.  It wasn't really supposed to be!  There was supposed to be a bite to this section of the trilogy to make my point.
The Law Relevancy Law
Find out how Congress is attempting to make sure that all laws are relevant!
The Roswell Alien Mystery is Solved!
Conversations on the 50th Anniversary of the Roswell "Alien" mystery reveal the true story behind the "aliens" of Roswell.
Clinton Reacts Quickly!
In the midst of tragic skiing accidents, Bill Clinton reacts to end future tragedies
Tyson job offer
At the lowest ebb of Mike Tyson's career, except for his stint in prison, Mike Tyson's job offer is revealed. There is hope for anybody to get a job!
A Dam Satire
Do you think YOU have water problems? This satirical look at Corpus Christi's water woes shows the fine line between satire and reality!
Our city's priorities get straightened out.
For too long our city has emphasized using city funds for the police...where should it go.
New Gift Shop....
The trend in government funding must be the gift shop....thanks to the NSA.
The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy speaks
An interview with the unofficial voice of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
The Tomb of the Unknown Donor
President Clinton dedicates a part of Arlington National Cemetery to those who have paid the ultimate price, in the fight against the EEVIL mean spirited Republicans
Hillary Attacks the VRWC
The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy is at it again. America is lucky to have Hillary as her champion to attack the VRWC!
Republicans Dismayed
Republicans are in complete disarray over the President's words. He actually tells the Truth!
Conversations with Hank
Hank and I discuss what to call our Pres.
Finding a coach for the Cowboys
Jerry Jones embarks on his quest to find a coach for the Dallas Cowboys.  The job requirements (at the time) made this a difficult search.
Red Neck Ken
Mattel announced that they were "remaking" Barbie to make her more realistic.  Perhaps this is how Ken should be remade.

Other original humor -- not much, but I'll add it when I write it...although some people are still waiting for my first original humorous piece.  

Star Trek:  The Lost Generation
Join Captain Billy Jeff and Admiral Rodham and their ever-expanding shrinking crew on the adventures of the Good Ship USS Collective.

Links to other humorous sites...

The Star Trek Humour League
Strange, very strange....but interesting!
Mark Lowery Discography
I have enjoyed his humor so much I thought I would include some info on how you can get his stuff.
Bill Cosby Discography
When it comes to Comedy, Bill Cosby is king! Here is a listing of albums he has done.

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